I never ever have to do Maths ever again. Never. Not even if I have to work out currencies abroad, as I can use a computer. I will never have to add, because a till does it for me. I will never have to save, because my bank can do that. I will never have to find out why x is x. Or why there is a right angle in a triangle. It's because the triangle was born without limbs, ok?
This is the greatest feeling on earth. It's like a non-mathematical, hypothetical and pathetical high. Awesome. Averages, means, medians, common denominators and especially quadratic graphs and expansions are all being forgotten. I feel like triumphantly beating my head off a brick wall. Magic.
That's about it really, although, all you folks gotta' remember;
2+2= No maths.
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